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yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: I open the door, enter the room, and close the door behind me.

DM: You see about a dozen guys, all with weapons drawn.

Player: I’ll correct my last action: I open the door, enter the room, and close the door behind me with a smile.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: I open the door, enter the room, and close the door behind me.

DM: You see about a dozen guys, all with weapons drawn.

Player: I’ll correct my last action: I open the door, enter the room, and close the door behind me with a smile.

outofcontextdnd:

“If I had my way there’d be an Aasimar trait in which people in prolonged exposure to me are more susceptible to sudden bouts of choreographed song and dance numbers. My entire backstory would be him fleeing a life of singing animals and townsfolk dropping everything to ferociously musical at him.”

 - Monk

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player ooc: i saved the orphanage!
Me (Dm): but you’re chaotic evil
player ooc: i saved the orphanage, but not the orphans

The players have just found the ruins of an old town

yourplayersaidwhat:

Paladin: “Where is your leader”
*the old barkeep crawls out from under the table*
Barkeep: “Well I guess I’m the mayor now!”
Wizard: “Well I guess we had better move on to the next town… one that isn’t run by drunks”
Barkeep: “I’m not a drunk anymore! *Proudly* I’m the mayor now”
Paladin: “Oh great it’s mayor Rob Ford”
Barkeep: “How did you know my name!?”

DM: So, do you enter the tentacle?
Adam: Only in D&D would that sentence be in that order.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our adventuring party was pretty roughed up, and my rogue had been beaten into unconsciousness. The party decides we should return to civilization to heal up. It’s a long way back to town, so the party decides to stop and rest at a well. I don’t get a vote in this because my character is…

fallen—fighter:

Wizard

thedancave:

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tereziskyrope:

Quote from Act 1 of Homestuck. Art by Xamag.