one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now you’re wearing it too?? It’s a free makeover and now you’re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????
It’s so funny how everyone portrays Her Imperious Condescension as a formal, dignified, regal empress, and then you read her pesterlogs and
Yes. So regal.
Look how queenly she is.
The epitome of royal behavior.
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
my morning was spent eating babyruths and reapplying black lipstick
something quick to get rid of this arrrt blockkk
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
Is this the real life
is this just fantasy?
His 13th birthday
caused the end of humanity
open your eyes
look up to the sky and see
A meteorite coming right at me
transport to your new land, with consorts and denizen
And control the wind flow, these powers bestowed to me
Mother had built a lab
Beneath Jasper’s tomb
to prevent my mortal doom
Mother, the game has just begun
I’m getting second thoughts if I should play
Mother, oooh, didn’t mean to end the world
I wont be back again come tomorrow
I’ll have gone grimdark
and ruin all that matters
Brother, the time has come
the flames are on our town
as the meteor bears down
Control these damn timelines
And beat Jack Noir
Look at all my alternate selves and face the truth
Brother, ooooh, why’d you have to die?
I was never a true hero at all
I see a little silhouetto of a troll
New Memo New Memo!
Ban all of your past selves now
Weaponry in hand, come on now run from them
Damn it Vriska damn it Vriska
Damn it Gamzee damn it Gamzee
and motherfucking Eridan
Holy SHIIIIIT (SHH!)
I’m just a poor troll with fucked up blood in me
he’s just a poor troll with rebel ancestry
Living a life of hemo-anonymity
Heads you stay, tails you go. What does she mean go?
Flip goes the coin! Will she let Vriska go?(please say no)
Scratched Disc next! Will she let Vriska go? (please say no!)
Luck powers! Will she let Vriska go?
Will she let her go?
Will she let her go?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Oh dear seer, oh dear seer!
Where did your sanity go???
And Rose Lalonde has her needles put aside for me, for me, for me!(ouch shit fuck my eyes!)
So you forget her birthday and think its alright? When she had licked the juju she began to fly
Oh Janey, Jake and Dirk and Roxy! Just gotta snap out, snap right the hell out of Trickster mode
God tiers, God tiers!
I cant believe its ending, but anyone can see.
Homestuck is really ending
Yes its really ending, for me
(please enter name)
You have the feeling its gonna be a long day
Here it is! My big 4/13 ordeal! It took a good few hours (like 5) of just sitting and messing with the timing to make this! Hope ya’ll enjoy, and happy 4/13
Holy shoot danny you’re crazy in the best way oh wow the harmony and the delivery when the trolls’ bit kicks in, lovely! @o@